There was never another student
like Roger. He interrupted the teacher twenty to thirty times a period
with comments that only he thought were amusing. As he was laughing, the
teacher would look at the other students to see if they understood his
remark. After a shrug of the shoulders to show their bewilderment, the
class would continue till the next interruption.
A student teacher in the class wanted to direct a play. Both he and his
critic teacher felt Roger would benefit from the positive recognition he
would receive by playing a role in the show. Roger only had a small part,
so the student teacher felt confident on the day of the show that
everything would be all right, even though Roger didn't know his lines too
well.
Thee light crew could not see the stage, and the student teacher, who sat
in the balcony gave them their light cues over an intercom system.
Everything went well until Roger played his scene. He said his lines in an
odd way, and the audience laughed. The laughter interrupted his train of
thought, and he missed his next line altogether. Soon, despite loud
prompting, he faced the audience and silently started rocking back and.
forth like a caged animal. He didn't know what to do, so be fainted. Most
people crumble when they faint, but Roger fell like a giant redwood tree.
The student teacher asked for the lights to be turned off, but the light
crew refused, since they knew the scene lasted several minutes more. They
thought the young teacher was making a mistake. The other actors on stage walked
around the body scratching their heads. The director asked again that the
lights be eliminated. There was no response. The audience thought it was
part of the play. Finally the student teacher spoke into the intercom with
a whisper that could be heard all over the auditorium. "Kill those Gawd
damned lights!" The lights went down, and six members of the stage crew
scurried on stage in the dim light to remove the body. Half way off, they
dropped him before finally removing him from the stage. The lights came
up, and the next scene started as though nothing had happened. But then
the audience started laughing. The stage crew had not removed Roger all
the way off stage. His feet were sticking through the curtain.
The experience didn't seem to bother Roger much. The next day he was back
interrupting the teacher again.